Mission Statement

To seize and conquer all mysteries of this life with open arms, and to relinquish them to the world with sarcasm and vulgarity.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Poopie diaper!!!!!!!

I'm at la parrillaaaa with Katherine. I have a blogging application on my phone for my new York blog. Narpy or good idea? Survey, please.


-- Post From My iPhone

Friday, April 23, 2010

Hello Ladies & Gent (Margie)!
First off, I would like to say "Welcome Colson into the MingMong world!" Currently I am sitting on my futon, enthralled with Legally Blonde (I have no idea why?). It's a court case about pErMs and PrAdA shoes.. Can that even happen? I skipped the KKG Field party due to allergies/cold/mono/the plaque.. Whatever you want to believe?! My hope is that by staying in last night and tonight, when I wake up tomorrow, I will be fully healed and ready to get celebrate LOST weekend. Just had the most brilliant idea... Tomorrow all the MingMongs must get a picture together... looking happy and soratty. (We only have 12 days left)-- Sorry Amy. Just trying to remind everyone to live life to the fullest.

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!" - Margie (Isn't she wise?)

(Katio-- we are going to be best friends) ~~~ PooP ColoRrRR

Holy titty-tas.. I must go. Legally Blonde 2 just came on. MARATHON.
I likkkke theese

Drum roll please....

Everybody welcome....
COLSON BARNES!!
Woooo yeahhhhhhhh extreme applausseeee!
Anyways, I am going to do a more in depth post during human geo. okay byeeeee

Monday, April 12, 2010

"You Fuckin Sheeoweerkayypp"

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies.

How was everyone's weekend? I was kind of a bad host to the three girls staying with me buuuuut my frenz were sure to compensate and they had a tOtAl BlAsT, especially in Amy's shoes (inside jokes).
Ever since Thursday when Sigma Chi had that RHCP cover band, I've been on a straight up peak, no valleys. It's gr8
Did anyone go to showercap last year? I feel like the moonbounce and slip n slide could have added a lot to the party, but that's just me. The mime was tight though, I'm pretty sure we held hands for a while ;)
Robert Frazier and I continue our trend of having no pictures together on facebook, none were taken this weekend of the two of us. YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS
I still can't find my ugaID... shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL1mWmfYp-0

All three girls that visited me left all their alcohol here, which includes: a bottle of captain, a 12 pack of Busch light, a bottle of svedka, and a liter of DC. Big MONEYYYYYYY

I have barely any tests until finals, and we have less than a month until our dorms are closed and we are back at home. What the...

Let's keep updating this?? Sorry all of my entries blow? Kbye?

~*lOvE yOu GuYs*~ (barf color)


Monday, April 5, 2010

Fuck me, cont.

A. Hi Katio, I miss you too. Can we be sketchy/ really lazy please? Thank you.

B. SHOOOOOOBBBIIIEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C. I'm in love with Jamie Cooper?

D. WHO SHOULD I ASK TO KITE AND KEY??!!?!!?!?!!??!?!??!?!?!??

E. I hate really wild punctuation.

F. Home was fucking awesome. Ate wayyyy too much mexican food (check plus). Favorite meal: Sunset style chicken fajitas at Mi Cocina. This includes: fajitas and little fried onions on a bed of spicy con carne queso. With a margarita. Yes, I'll have another one, please?

G. Katherine is hooking up with someone this weekend, YESS.

H. I'm really into 1990's and 2000's early pop. Think: Samantha Mumba, Christina Milan, etc.

I. Last night on the car ride back to Athens, I watched clips from: Rip Girls, Double Teamed, Brink, Leave it to Beaver, Don't Look Under the Bed, and Thirteenth Year. Best. Car. Ride. EVER.

J. Sorry for the randar post, I'll put a more collected, united post up sooon.

Bye?

Well Fuck Me.


ShitFuckDamn. I forgot about this and haven't posted anything on it. I don't really have much to say, all of you have made such great posts. I feel inadequate. KMac, we don't really know each other. But I feel like this blog will strengthen our bond. Just throwing that out there.
Thoughts:
A. Amy, I haven't see you in forever. I feel like you have fallen off of my radar, plZ cUm BaCK in Ma LyFe GurL *~

B. I have way too much work this week to even move. I also slept for about an hour last night?

C. I'm way too excited about showercap. I hope I'm not setting myself up to be disappointed. Did any of y'all go last year?

D. How were everyone's adventures in their homelands? I held down the fort in Brumby, literally. I didn't leave Brumby once throughout the entire weekend until Sunday night to go to the SLC, and yet I still managed to lose my UGAID Card? WTF MATE?!

E. I really miss my mom right now. I'm not one of those people that's like BFF with their mom and like describes giving blowjobs and doing bodyshots to her or whatever, I just like when she's around me, like in the next room and can tell me good night every night. And watch Family Feud with me from 12-1 every Monday-Friday while we eat lunch. Blehhh, I miss her, I can't wait until she comes here in a month to help me pack.











Do we really look alike?