The one they call... Corpse?

I'm at PDs with wong, and we miss yall.


-- Post From My iPhone

LAMEY ELLERMAN

Why did you leave me?

Holy shit! Is that Nicholas Cage?

Hi betches.

Eek, I just had to bid farewell to Kinslefuck. Weird noise, I tell you. What's disappointing, though, was that I've lived with her for 8 months of my life, she's gone through this whirlwind of a year with me. Heard everything stupid that I have done. Slept next to me every night... But I feel like I just got really close to her. I hate when this shit happens.

I am taking a break (that has lasted an hour) from doing my Comp Lit rap about Nibelungenlied. Yeah, look it up, bitches. Except Margie.

I want to start making fresh beats daily now. It really is a fulfilling and satisfying passtime for me, because I'm a douche bag. And I like that stuff..

Download "Them Shoes" by Patrick Sweany. It sounds oddly like Dan Auerbach from the Black Keys, and I like it a lottttttttttt. Also, Broken Social Scene's new album just came out, and it seems pretty fresh. Much more commercial than "You Forgot It In People" (their last album), but it's still really good. Also, the Up In The Air soundtrack is fucking divine. Dan Auerbach has a song, Goin' Home, on it that I am obsessed with. And Help Yourself by Sad Brad Smith. If you're looking for more like upbeat, 'let's roll on molly and go crazy' music, download Cockney Thug by Rusko. It's fun. What else. Ooh, Pink Floyd has been on my mind lately. Gotta love em.

So, Ross Ruello gave me his script to read because he wants my opinion (which is a huge deal for me, I don't know why) and he has fantastic vision. It's like Les Miserables with Fight Club with something incredibly original. And that was only with the first 13 pages. He sent me more, but I have yet to read them.

I am really FUCKING NERVOUS about leaving everyone. Like... Shit. My best friends are here, and I am with them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I walk to their rooms when I wake up, do nothing all day, go downtown and do ridiculous things, then repeat. We have gone through our freshman year together, which is probably one of the most important years of your life. I have changed completely from the person I am in Dallas, and that terrifies me. I am thankful that I am going to New York for the summer so I don't have to go back to the person that I once was. That's not completely true, but I like college Amy better than the insecure Amy that I am at home. It's only like that around certain people (especially the guys), not with my family, Melanie, Francis, Dulaney, Kiley, etc. I don't know. It will be interesting. I feel like I'm giving off this front that I am a completely different person here and I suck balls at home, which I am not trying to do. I am very happy at home. I just can't imagine not being here with you fine folk.

My lip is getting immensely better! The bruising on the inside of my lip is still there and it hurts, but the cut is completely gone (shout out to you, Neosporin!). I don't think the event has completely hit me yet. I mean, I don't think that I will be a psycho, never-walk-alone, paranoid-out-of-my-pants person, I just think that I tried to brush it off like it was no big deal, when it was. I mean, I could have died, easily. Raped. Scary shit. I am very, very lucky, and that is pretty much the only thing I think about when I reflect on the situation. I'm lucky that I fought back, I'm lucky there was a cop across the street, lucky to have had a badass detective, lucky to be alive. So, if that is avoiding the situation, then shit.

My mama comes tomorrow! Hooray! Then I leave for New York on the 14th, move in the 15th, start work on the 17th. It turns out a shit ton of older Kappas (Gwen, Hagan, Lizzy Stone, a few others that I forgot at the top of my head) will be there, which will be very fun. Also, LoParcfuck is coming to show me around the city the first week I'm there, because he will be at his house in Greenwich, CT and it's 30 minutes away. That will be interesting!

Anyways, I am going to continue rapping now.

I mean, don't judge me if I have a mental breakdown when I say bye to you, okay? Because I most likely will.

Love you all dearly. 

Pack your bags, we're GOING TO VEGAS!!!!!!!

T a l l y h o .

3 out of 4 of us are in the same room right now ;), plus Margie's laptop?

I haven't started studying and I really don't want to. Political Science is hard to study for, it's just concepts. Not like exact terms or definitions that I can memorize and go in and scribble down and ace and leave. I have to use my brain... MIZ GOODWIN town.

I'm obsessed with Snood.

All I want to do right now is research random things online and also find new good music. And find out who the fuck borrowed Scar Tissue from me. I CANT REMEMBER WHO IT WAS so I don't know how to get it back. If yall know/remember, plz tell me.

Hillary and I have haven't packed a SINGLE thing in our room. Not even a picture frame. It's the exact same way it was a month ago.

My doctor accidently gave me 30 mg of adderall instead of my usual 20 and I like 30 a lot better. I can actually feel it. I think I developed a tolerance after five years.

I'm really sad about going home. At first I was really excited and ready to be with my family and friends, but then it started getting real that I won't see everybody here who I've been living with 24-7 for 3 months. And we're gonna be separated in srat houses next year and that's kind of going to blow too. :( It's so weird how close I got with people here in just one year, closer than a lot of my friends at home than I've known since like 6th grade. SiSTeRz 4 LyFe.

Amy, do your blog.

There was a really hot guy sitting in here alone that we kicked out. He stayed for like 10 mins to finish what he was doing and was talking to us and making really good conversation and being SUPER sexy. I loved it.

Robert and I are dating now?

Toodles

Poopie diaper!!!!!!!

I'm at la parrillaaaa with Katherine. I have a blogging application on my phone for my new York blog. Narpy or good idea? Survey, please.


-- Post From My iPhone

Hello Ladies & Gent (Margie)!

First off, I would like to say "Welcome Colson into the MingMong world!" Currently I am sitting on my futon, enthralled with Legally Blonde (I have no idea why?). It's a court case about pErMs and PrAdA shoes.. Can that even happen? I skipped the KKG Field party due to allergies/cold/mono/the plaque.. Whatever you want to believe?! My hope is that by staying in last night and tonight, when I wake up tomorrow, I will be fully healed and ready to get celebrate LOST weekend. Just had the most brilliant idea... Tomorrow all the MingMongs must get a picture together... looking happy and soratty. (We only have 12 days left)-- Sorry Amy. Just trying to remind everyone to live life to the fullest.

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!" - Margie (Isn't she wise?)

(Katio-- we are going to be best friends) ~~~ PooP ColoRrRR

Holy titty-tas.. I must go. Legally Blonde 2 just came on. MARATHON.

I likkkke theese

Drum roll please....

Everybody welcome....

COLSON BARNES!!

Woooo yeahhhhhhhh extreme applausseeee!

Anyways, I am going to do a more in depth post during human geo. okay byeeeee

"You Fuckin Sheeoweerkayypp"

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies.

How was everyone's weekend? I was kind of a bad host to the three girls staying with me buuuuut my frenz were sure to compensate and they had a tOtAl BlAsT, especially in Amy's shoes (inside jokes).

Ever since Thursday when Sigma Chi had that RHCP cover band, I've been on a straight up peak, no valleys. It's gr8

Did anyone go to showercap last year? I feel like the moonbounce and slip n slide could have added a lot to the party, but that's just me. The mime was tight though, I'm pretty sure we held hands for a while ;)

Robert Frazier and I continue our trend of having no pictures together on facebook, none were taken this weekend of the two of us. YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS

I still can't find my ugaID... shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL1mWmfYp-0

All three girls that visited me left all their alcohol here, which includes: a bottle of captain, a 12 pack of Busch light, a bottle of svedka, and a liter of DC. Big MONEYYYYYYY

I have barely any tests until finals, and we have less than a month until our dorms are closed and we are back at home. What the...

Let's keep updating this?? Sorry all of my entries blow? Kbye?

~*lOvE yOu GuYs*~ (barf color)

Fuck me, cont.

A. Hi Katio, I miss you too. Can we be sketchy/ really lazy please? Thank you.

B. SHOOOOOOBBBIIIEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C. I'm in love with Jamie Cooper?

D. WHO SHOULD I ASK TO KITE AND KEY??!!?!!?!?!!??!?!??!?!?!??

E. I hate really wild punctuation.

F. Home was fucking awesome. Ate wayyyy too much mexican food (check plus). Favorite meal: Sunset style chicken fajitas at Mi Cocina. This includes: fajitas and little fried onions on a bed of spicy con carne queso. With a margarita. Yes, I'll have another one, please?

G. Katherine is hooking up with someone this weekend, YESS.

H. I'm really into 1990's and 2000's early pop. Think: Samantha Mumba, Christina Milan, etc.

I. Last night on the car ride back to Athens, I watched clips from: Rip Girls, Double Teamed, Brink, Leave it to Beaver, Don't Look Under the Bed, and Thirteenth Year. Best. Car. Ride. EVER.

J. Sorry for the randar post, I'll put a more collected, united post up sooon.

Bye?

Well Fuck Me.

ShitFuckDamn. I forgot about this and haven't posted anything on it. I don't really have much to say, all of you have made such great posts. I feel inadequate. KMac, we don't really know each other. But I feel like this blog will strengthen our bond. Just throwing that out there.

Thoughts:

A. Amy, I haven't see you in forever. I feel like you have fallen off of my radar, plZ cUm BaCK in Ma LyFe GurL *~

B. I have way too much work this week to even move. I also slept for about an hour last night?

C. I'm way too excited about showercap. I hope I'm not setting myself up to be disappointed. Did any of y'all go last year?

D. How were everyone's adventures in their homelands? I held down the fort in Brumby, literally. I didn't leave Brumby once throughout the entire weekend until Sunday night to go to the SLC, and yet I still managed to lose my UGAID Card? WTF MATE?!

E. I really miss my mom right now. I'm not one of those people that's like BFF with their mom and like describes giving blowjobs and doing bodyshots to her or whatever, I just like when she's around me, like in the next room and can tell me good night every night. And watch Family Feud with me from 12-1 every Monday-Friday while we eat lunch. Blehhh, I miss her, I can't wait until she comes here in a month to help me pack.

Do we really look alike?

LAWL

So, there is a website that is the "gossip girl" of colleges...I think it's called collegeacb.com or something like that. Anyways, the one for UGA is really lame. Most of the stuff is about "the biggest faggot on campus" and stuff like that. But, interestingly enough, there is a submission entitled "25 biggest sluts at UGA"....hilarious. I only recognized one name. Any guesses?
Lindsay Bannon.

HEY YO TIE DIE GIRL!

So... It's Thursday/ social night/ White Trash.

I'm currently wearing ripped jean shorts, a shirt that says "Ask me about my weiner", and a Cholula hat. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. OH, and I'm watching Parent Trap while drankin' my drank. Booyahkasha. I hope to see all you lovely ladies downtown, and I know I am going to come back and make a killer blog post. LYLAS

boys in cars

things on my ming-mong mind:
-why am i here, sitting in a chair, learning about how to write a resume? i want to be LIVING. i want to be traveling and reading and writing and exploring and growing. i don't feel academically stimulated. i feel like i am at this college for its social life. and frisbee.
-i am so happy with my friends, yet i am so unhappy with my boy. conrad won't be honest and open with me. tonight we will talk again, and i hope it goes better than last night, but i need him to let me see him. i need to know that our friendship is salvagable...that our "aftermath" of breaking up isn't messy. that we didn't get to know and love each other for 9 months so that we could never talk again on friendly terms.
-college is a perpetual cycle of being sick. when will it end?
-i want a puppy. a boxer puppy. and of course, conrad got one recently. i miss my friend alex's dog, petey. he's up there.

Insomnia RULES

I am very, very frustrated right now. I am laying in my bed, at 5:08 a.m., trying to fall asleep. I have been laying here for about an hour and a half now, with only my deranged little brain to keep me company. I have a human geography test tomorrow and took a lotttt of medicine to help me prepare, yet it didn't help very much. I am destined for failure.

I am going to spit ball things on my mind right now, since that tends to (usually) be an interesting read and therefore would make a semi-informative blog post.

• I am strangely upset about Wally tonight. Go fucking figure
• I really, really want to see Alice and Wonderland right now. I am going tomorrow, I've decided, and I need to buy a lot of weed. Whoever wants to join me is more than welcome.
• LoParcfuck made way for some weird encounters this weekend. After my booty call incident, the next night he was TOTALLY weird. It pissed me off, and it made me want him more which is never a good thing. Thank god I didn't see him Saturday, becuase I was hammered and would have definitely embarrassed myself.
• Parents weekend was a definite success
• Bo Burnham is fucking hilarious. Funniest quotes from his musica: I love you like Hitler's father needed to learn how to pull out, and I want you like Anne Frank.. wanted nobody to read her fucking diary (becuase a diary is a collection of secret things that nobody's supposed to read, that's the point of a diary. Milions of people that have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by Nazis... Kick her while she's down)
• The Xx album is fucking incredible, GAHHHH
• http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/03/15 that guy is a genius, we are doing that. Except I don't know how to play the piano.. or any instrument of that matter.
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w Ok Go is a pretty good band, with some pretty good music, but there music videos are fucking epic. First of all, it seems as if this entire video was taken in one shot, which if you think about it, is amazing in itself. Whoever is the creative director is on this video is ridiculously talented, as well as the one for their previous video, Here it Goes Again. Gahhh!

Alright, this really fucking blows. I need to go to bed NOW. I think I am going to try it. Wish me luck, see you fuckers tomorrow. Wait, today.

CHEERS TO INSOMNIA! 5:54 am

katherine has back hair?

Wait... What?

So..... Hm.

That last post by KitKat is embarrassing/ funny?/ why must I get like that. I vaguely remember falling into Megan's closet. I'm sure I squished a few things. Thank you for your hospitality last night, Katherine. Who knew that I would have passed the fuck out on your arm and woken up in the most uncomfortable postition in my clothes from last night? NOT ME, THAT'S WHO.

I feel like shit. Sitting in comparative literature, talking about misogyny, deception, and the Germanic legal system. FUCK

Pam came in last night and totally raped Athens. We went to Shokotini, then Magnolia (the bar below Tasty World) and then Centro. It was crazy shit OH TEN!

I TOTALLY booty called Matt LoParcfuck last night. It was baaadddd. I said "Matttttt. Come to Brumby." Shit! And I was totally cock teasing him. Why must I do this? Katherine looked like a hot little bitch last night in her boys button down shirt and lipstick. Seems like you've found a new look, girl.

Listening to: Jongmin Shon jibberjabber about nonsense political science

Surrounding people: Annie Worthington, Scoop Shamp, Jongmin Shon

I want Pauley's. Call me now if you want free lunch and want to go.

THIS IS TO ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH LUNGS!!!!!!!! REPRESENT, PEOPLE, REPRESENT!!!

When Amy gets "scary" drunk!

"I want matt loparko so badly right now" - shmellerman (yes SHMELL)

Amy just entered my room and ate shit into megan's closet.. Not kidding wiped the FUCK out.

She then proceeded to crawl around my room.. like samara from the RING.

Then she said, "All the boys were hitting on my mom, and not ME."

Wow.eee.

Then she crawled into my bed.. (I am trying to do art history homework due tomorrow)

She thinks I am looking at Byron's gay porn website.

I am currenttly afraid for my life. She just bit my back hair. and i told her that i would squeeze her brains out if she pulled that shit again. so long and farewell to all you fellow mingmongs in the world. let peace rest inn your heart.

Welcome to the Jungle!

And the madness begins!

Currently, I'm watching OC with a Viking hat on my head with Kinslefuck and her boyfriend, Spencer, also known as our third roommate. I don't have a bra on...? Hm. Shatpoop (aka Katio) and I just ate a delicious meal at Last Resort with Charley Joyner sitting next to us. Awkward? Yes. "PACK YOUR BAGS.. WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!" It's true. Let's go to Vegas. Or Aspen? Cabo. Yeahhhhh. Cabo Wabo.

Currently listening to: OC

Mood: Fat, happy, and excited to see my FAMILY

Annoyance: my room is cluttered because I'm a fucking hoarder

Also, my flip is broken.

SOOOOO My brothers are coming this weekend. I'll give y'all the lowdown:

John: total sweetheart. Very immature, though. Soo cute. Really fun dancer. Huge romantic. Emotional. Hugeeee sports fan. Quarterback in High School, and still lives in those days, which REALLY annoys me. But anyways, y'all will love him.

Scott: CUTEST BOY EVER, OH MY GOD. So adorable. Weirdly mature for his age. Doesn't understand why girls are mean. So trustworthy. Best dancer EVER. Quarterback also. Really looks up to John. He's seriously the cutest fucking thing. Caters to me all the time. Ugh, I can't wait for y'all to meet him.

Alright, over and out, fuckers. It's only just beguuunnnnn....