"I want matt loparko so badly right now" - shmellerman (yes SHMELL)
Amy just entered my room and ate shit into megan's closet.. Not kidding wiped the FUCK out.
She then proceeded to crawl around my room.. like samara from the RING.
Then she said, "All the boys were hitting on my mom, and not ME."
Wow.eee.
Then she crawled into my bed.. (I am trying to do art history homework due tomorrow)
She thinks I am looking at Byron's gay porn website.
I am currenttly afraid for my life. She just bit my back hair. and i told her that i would squeeze her brains out if she pulled that shit again. so long and farewell to all you fellow mingmongs in the world. let peace rest inn your heart.
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