Mission Statement

To seize and conquer all mysteries of this life with open arms, and to relinquish them to the world with sarcasm and vulgarity.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Welcome to the Jungle!



And the madness begins!
Currently, I'm watching OC with a Viking hat on my head with Kinslefuck and her boyfriend, Spencer, also known as our third roommate. I don't have a bra on...? Hm. Shatpoop (aka Katio) and I just ate a delicious meal at Last Resort with Charley Joyner sitting next to us. Awkward? Yes. "PACK YOUR BAGS.. WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!" It's true. Let's go to Vegas. Or Aspen? Cabo. Yeahhhhh. Cabo Wabo.
Currently listening to: OC
Mood: Fat, happy, and excited to see my FAMILY
Annoyance: my room is cluttered because I'm a fucking hoarder
Also, my flip is broken.

SOOOOO My brothers are coming this weekend. I'll give y'all the lowdown:
John: total sweetheart. Very immature, though. Soo cute. Really fun dancer. Huge romantic. Emotional. Hugeeee sports fan. Quarterback in High School, and still lives in those days, which REALLY annoys me. But anyways, y'all will love him.
Scott: CUTEST BOY EVER, OH MY GOD. So adorable. Weirdly mature for his age. Doesn't understand why girls are mean. So trustworthy. Best dancer EVER. Quarterback also. Really looks up to John. He's seriously the cutest fucking thing. Caters to me all the time. Ugh, I can't wait for y'all to meet him.

Alright, over and out, fuckers. It's only just beguuunnnnn....


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