LAWL

So, there is a website that is the "gossip girl" of colleges...I think it's called collegeacb.com or something like that. Anyways, the one for UGA is really lame. Most of the stuff is about "the biggest faggot on campus" and stuff like that. But, interestingly enough, there is a submission entitled "25 biggest sluts at UGA"....hilarious. I only recognized one name. Any guesses?
Lindsay Bannon.

HEY YO TIE DIE GIRL!

So... It's Thursday/ social night/ White Trash.

I'm currently wearing ripped jean shorts, a shirt that says "Ask me about my weiner", and a Cholula hat. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. OH, and I'm watching Parent Trap while drankin' my drank. Booyahkasha. I hope to see all you lovely ladies downtown, and I know I am going to come back and make a killer blog post. LYLAS

boys in cars

things on my ming-mong mind:
-why am i here, sitting in a chair, learning about how to write a resume? i want to be LIVING. i want to be traveling and reading and writing and exploring and growing. i don't feel academically stimulated. i feel like i am at this college for its social life. and frisbee.
-i am so happy with my friends, yet i am so unhappy with my boy. conrad won't be honest and open with me. tonight we will talk again, and i hope it goes better than last night, but i need him to let me see him. i need to know that our friendship is salvagable...that our "aftermath" of breaking up isn't messy. that we didn't get to know and love each other for 9 months so that we could never talk again on friendly terms.
-college is a perpetual cycle of being sick. when will it end?
-i want a puppy. a boxer puppy. and of course, conrad got one recently. i miss my friend alex's dog, petey. he's up there.

Insomnia RULES

I am very, very frustrated right now. I am laying in my bed, at 5:08 a.m., trying to fall asleep. I have been laying here for about an hour and a half now, with only my deranged little brain to keep me company. I have a human geography test tomorrow and took a lotttt of medicine to help me prepare, yet it didn't help very much. I am destined for failure.

I am going to spit ball things on my mind right now, since that tends to (usually) be an interesting read and therefore would make a semi-informative blog post.

• I am strangely upset about Wally tonight. Go fucking figure
• I really, really want to see Alice and Wonderland right now. I am going tomorrow, I've decided, and I need to buy a lot of weed. Whoever wants to join me is more than welcome.
• LoParcfuck made way for some weird encounters this weekend. After my booty call incident, the next night he was TOTALLY weird. It pissed me off, and it made me want him more which is never a good thing. Thank god I didn't see him Saturday, becuase I was hammered and would have definitely embarrassed myself.
• Parents weekend was a definite success
• Bo Burnham is fucking hilarious. Funniest quotes from his musica: I love you like Hitler's father needed to learn how to pull out, and I want you like Anne Frank.. wanted nobody to read her fucking diary (becuase a diary is a collection of secret things that nobody's supposed to read, that's the point of a diary. Milions of people that have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by Nazis... Kick her while she's down)
• The Xx album is fucking incredible, GAHHHH
• http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/03/15 that guy is a genius, we are doing that. Except I don't know how to play the piano.. or any instrument of that matter.
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w Ok Go is a pretty good band, with some pretty good music, but there music videos are fucking epic. First of all, it seems as if this entire video was taken in one shot, which if you think about it, is amazing in itself. Whoever is the creative director is on this video is ridiculously talented, as well as the one for their previous video, Here it Goes Again. Gahhh!

Alright, this really fucking blows. I need to go to bed NOW. I think I am going to try it. Wish me luck, see you fuckers tomorrow. Wait, today.

CHEERS TO INSOMNIA! 5:54 am

katherine has back hair?

Wait... What?

So..... Hm.

That last post by KitKat is embarrassing/ funny?/ why must I get like that. I vaguely remember falling into Megan's closet. I'm sure I squished a few things. Thank you for your hospitality last night, Katherine. Who knew that I would have passed the fuck out on your arm and woken up in the most uncomfortable postition in my clothes from last night? NOT ME, THAT'S WHO.

I feel like shit. Sitting in comparative literature, talking about misogyny, deception, and the Germanic legal system. FUCK

Pam came in last night and totally raped Athens. We went to Shokotini, then Magnolia (the bar below Tasty World) and then Centro. It was crazy shit OH TEN!

I TOTALLY booty called Matt LoParcfuck last night. It was baaadddd. I said "Matttttt. Come to Brumby." Shit! And I was totally cock teasing him. Why must I do this? Katherine looked like a hot little bitch last night in her boys button down shirt and lipstick. Seems like you've found a new look, girl.

Listening to: Jongmin Shon jibberjabber about nonsense political science

Surrounding people: Annie Worthington, Scoop Shamp, Jongmin Shon

I want Pauley's. Call me now if you want free lunch and want to go.

THIS IS TO ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH LUNGS!!!!!!!! REPRESENT, PEOPLE, REPRESENT!!!

When Amy gets "scary" drunk!

"I want matt loparko so badly right now" - shmellerman (yes SHMELL)

Amy just entered my room and ate shit into megan's closet.. Not kidding wiped the FUCK out.

She then proceeded to crawl around my room.. like samara from the RING.

Then she said, "All the boys were hitting on my mom, and not ME."

Wow.eee.

Then she crawled into my bed.. (I am trying to do art history homework due tomorrow)

She thinks I am looking at Byron's gay porn website.

I am currenttly afraid for my life. She just bit my back hair. and i told her that i would squeeze her brains out if she pulled that shit again. so long and farewell to all you fellow mingmongs in the world. let peace rest inn your heart.

Welcome to the Jungle!

And the madness begins!

Currently, I'm watching OC with a Viking hat on my head with Kinslefuck and her boyfriend, Spencer, also known as our third roommate. I don't have a bra on...? Hm. Shatpoop (aka Katio) and I just ate a delicious meal at Last Resort with Charley Joyner sitting next to us. Awkward? Yes. "PACK YOUR BAGS.. WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!" It's true. Let's go to Vegas. Or Aspen? Cabo. Yeahhhhh. Cabo Wabo.

Currently listening to: OC

Mood: Fat, happy, and excited to see my FAMILY

Annoyance: my room is cluttered because I'm a fucking hoarder

Also, my flip is broken.

SOOOOO My brothers are coming this weekend. I'll give y'all the lowdown:

John: total sweetheart. Very immature, though. Soo cute. Really fun dancer. Huge romantic. Emotional. Hugeeee sports fan. Quarterback in High School, and still lives in those days, which REALLY annoys me. But anyways, y'all will love him.

Scott: CUTEST BOY EVER, OH MY GOD. So adorable. Weirdly mature for his age. Doesn't understand why girls are mean. So trustworthy. Best dancer EVER. Quarterback also. Really looks up to John. He's seriously the cutest fucking thing. Caters to me all the time. Ugh, I can't wait for y'all to meet him.

Alright, over and out, fuckers. It's only just beguuunnnnn....